The seating arrangements on a flight put a timid little guy in a window seat next to a big guy who's in the aisle seat. After the plane takes off, the big guy quickly falls asleep. Pretty soon, the little guy starts to get airsick, but he is afraid to wake up the big guy so he can get to the restroom. Before he gets a chance to make up his mind, his stomach makes it up for him, and he suddenly barfs all over the big guy. He is horrified and immediately begins to worry about what the big guy will do to him when he wakes up. The terrible smell wakes the big guy, and he opens his eyes to find himself covered in vomit. The little guy pats him on the shoulder and says, "Sir, are you feeling better now?"
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life.
While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road. She stopped her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her first good deed.
After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer, "Your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could I have one."
The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay.
"637", said the blonde.
The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact number, but lived up to his bargain.
"I'll take that feisty one over there", said the blonde.
Then the farmer said to the blonde, "Okay, now if I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"