For $500...

A trucker goes into a house of Ill-repute, hands the Madam $500 and says,"I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam replies, "For that kind of money you could have my finest girl and eat Surf & Turf."
The trucker says, " I'm not horny or hungry, I'm homesick."

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Tom Selleck, Pete Lee, Bob Zany

Tom Selleck on the fame of his facial hair

My mustache now has its own representation in Hollywood.

Tom's Flight Outfit