Friday, January 27, 2012

Dan Patrick, Jimmy Pardo, Rebecca Corry, Mark Poolos

Dan Patrick

The Old Golfer

Arthur is 90 years old and has played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day, he arrived home looking downcast. "That's it," he told his wife "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
His wife sympathized, and as they sat down to dinner, she had a suggestion: "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try?"
"That's no good," sighed Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three," said the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day, Arthur headed off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He teed up his ball, took a mighty swing, and squinted down the fairway. Then he turned to his brother-in-law and asked, "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" said the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."
"Where did it go?" asked Arthur.
"Can't remember."

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Dan Davidson, Sid Davis